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I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted

fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

liguoriliscious: dont look at me just been having them pyrrha x jaune wedding feelspyrrha is the best thing that happened to jaune and he knows itdon’t repost, there’s a reblog button for a reason (+credit on other websites ty!!)

fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

fatkidinmath: im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

killjoygem: steovnnie: tbh the most Relatable thing to ever happen in su was when malachite was dragged into the ocean and the first thing that happened next was garnet saying “yikes” or when ruby shouted “you dont know me!!” at someone she

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